The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful night and want to be surrounded by books
My favorite part about this post is that someone understands that it’s calming to be surrounded by books
a book nightclub.
Someone make this happen pls.
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
|—||Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor and Park (via a-thousand-words)|
My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else.
Orlando’s kindness blows me away.
this is boss
We’re rightfully terrified right now.
"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!
And where do we feature?!
the older doctors being grumpy about all the kissing in new who is my new favourite thing
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via elovers)